...because I can...and like to alliterate.
Write down the names of twelve fictional characters before reading the questions...
01. Uryuu Ishida
02. Kurosaki Ichigo
03. Vanyel
04. Edward Scissorhands
05. Sirius Black
06. Larry Darrell
07. Elliott Templeton
08. Donnie fucking Darko
09. Gregory House
10. Aeneas
11. Lestat deLioncourt
12. Elphaba
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven(Larry Darrell/Lestat deLioncourt) fic? Do you want to?
I would have trouble believing Larry in a slash role, but on the other hand, I'd be VERY impressed with ANYONE who could write a fic with those that particular fandom (Lestat can go in pree much any time period after 17th century France) and do it even decently well.
Do you think Four(Edward Scissorhands) is hot? How hot?
Mmm, not really a guy you'd want to have his hands all over you...but he's an adorable character
What would happen if Twelve(Elphaba) got Eight(Donnie Darko) pregnant?
the FEMALE character getting the MALE character pregnant...The other way around, though...well, Donnie was kinna desperate. I could kinna see him bangin' a green chick. Especially in a parallel universe
Can you read any fic(s) about Nine(Gregory House)?
Meh, I know they're out there--they have to be, but fanfics tend to be really bad for TV shows with a fairly realistic basis.
Would Two(Kurosaki Ichigo) and Six(Larry Darrell) make a good couple?
not really, at all.
Five/Nine(Sirius Black/Gregory House) or Five/Ten(Sirius Black/Aeneas)? Why?
See, this is how my mind works: House would potentially be FASCINATED with an animagus, because, well, it's not scientifically based. He'd HAVE to find out how that works--and that's a basic formula for fanfics. On the other hand, Aeneas is all Trojan/Roman 'n' shit, and THAT goes along with the HP magical world fabulously...and Sirius has some gayish tendencies already (according to fangirls everywhere) so HE wouldn't really be the problem, it'd be the other guys, which would lead to a more Aeneas-pairing, because fuck, he's been on a fucking boat with a bunch of guys for a HELL of a long time...and he misses his Dido.
What would happen if Seven(Elliott Templeton) walked in on Two(Kurosaki Ichigo) and Twelve(Elphaba) in bed together?
Probably either clear his throat and make some snarky comment or else pretend nothing happened and just leave....or pretend nothing happened, SAY he's not seeing a thing, and then leave....which I guess would really go under category 1.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten(Vanyel/Aeneas) fic.
Vanniepoo's being a heart-wrenchingly emo boy (...again) and runs into a man in search of his home land, Aeneas. Vanyel, being so desperate to be useful as he is, joins Aeneas on his quest and, well, the rest is history.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight(Uryuu Ishida/Donnie Darko) fluff?
Hell no. Ishida COULD maybe do fluff...MAYBE. But Donnie? never.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve(Elliott/Elphaba) hurt/comfort fic.
I can't...Elliott would never lower himself to such a class of...well, she isn't really even human, is she? Poor girl is green! Although, he might try to sell her some art.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Edward Scissorhands) to deflower One(uryuu Ishida)?
yaahhhh, no.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven(Elliott) slash?
No. Without even looking to see which 7 is...no.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Vanyel) het?
Vanyel...nobody I know even read the canon. I don't think a lot of it's out there, really. Though if it's Van, it's probably slash.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Lestat deLioncourt)?
probably not, I can name a few people who MIGHT if they ever actually wrote fanfics, but he'd be more likely to write Louis, not Lestat.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five(Ichigo/Edward/Sirius)?
...no. Just...no.
What might Ten(Aeneas) scream at a moment of great passion?
"PATRICK!" although that was more of a "BASTARD! Untie my brother-like friend and comrade from that chariot at once, Hector! Or else I'll kill you so hard your ANCESTORS will die!" type "passion"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Donnie), which song would you choose?
"Mad World" of course. Although, they DID use that in the soundtrack...is that cheating?
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve(Ishida/Larry/Elphaba) fic, what would the warnings be?
OOC, AU, Crossover, time-fuckup(Larry's around 1920...Ishida is present day, and Elphaba is...from munchkinland) Crack-induced plotlines...use of thought processes and logic similar to that used in creating Katamari Damacy.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two(Ichigo) to use on Ten(Aeneas)?
"They say my sword is as big as I am." (Actually, the translations go back and forth between "tall" and "long" but whatever.)
When was the last time you read a fic about Five(Sirius)?
uhh...multiple years?
What is Six's(Larry) super-secret kink?
Psh, Larry doesn't have kinks. He's, well, not really a BORING person, but I really don't see him hiding anything noteworthy....also, six comes up a LOT in this....
Would Eleven(Lestat) get in bed with Nine(House)? Drunk or sober?
Hell, Lestat would go at it with fucking ANYONE.
If Three(Vanyel) and Seven(Elliott) get together, who tops?
Hmm...Vanyel IS a bottom in canon (not explicitly, but it's damn obvious between the lines.) Then again, Elliott...I'm not sure about. I see him being very much in control of the situation, but "allowing" the other person to do all the work.
What title would you give this fic?
"Pawn in Paris" (clearly a Van POV story. Elliott is too complicated to write something from his POV, you'd miss some important detail that would put him out of character. But if he's a secondary character, any mistakes can be written off as a misinterpretation on the part of the main charrie.)
Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Fuckin' nobody.
Name one person who should write it.
Too much of a ridiculous crossover. it shouldn't be written.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight(Elliott/Donnia) was canon?
Disappointed
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